I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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