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I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

oh fat girl friday strikes again...

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(516): View more from New York

You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.

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(647): View more from Ontario

I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS

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(423): View more from Tennessee

In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name

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(520): View more from Arizona

Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.

(1-520): View more from Arizona

I can pencil you in at 3:30

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(503): View more from Oregon

Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.

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(425): View more from Washington

Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out

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(515): View more from Iowa

We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket

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