Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
