We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
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