plz talk dirty to me
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Can vaginas get frostbite?
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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