im about as happy as oj after his trial
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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