arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
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