Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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