Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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