Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
you will always have a special place in my vag
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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