Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
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