It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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