nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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