Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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