Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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