My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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