That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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