I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
North Korea, Best Korea!
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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