I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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