dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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