Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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