Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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