No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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