You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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