Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Randomize
