This dress was meant to end up on your floor
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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