It's Friday. Sex?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
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