Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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