I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Damn victory sex feels great
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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