You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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