is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Randomize
