Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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