How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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