He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
my shit smells like andre
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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