sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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