The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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