There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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