can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
