So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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