Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Randomize
