I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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