Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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