I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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