yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
