dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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