Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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