? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Randomize
