): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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