no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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