I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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