Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
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