On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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