I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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