what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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