Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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