This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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