Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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