I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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