the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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