going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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